I love when its night. Its my alone time. My time when I can be by myself and watch what I want and type this up. The rest of my day is spent being watched by the elderly. At least we went out today. Not that it really helped since I was still had to be near my grandparents. We went to Sam’s club. I haven’t been to a sams club in years. It was huge! There were 3 pound bags of tortillas! Whose buying that many tortillas?! There were gallon cans of chili dog sauce. Just saying, gallons… of chili dog sauce. People wonder why the obesity rates in america are so high. I don’t know, maybe it has to do something with the availability of 2 pound boxes of creme puffs and moon pies. I’ve heard they sell coffins at sams club. They sell coffins but they don’t sell pads. All I wanted was the largest box of always pads I could get my hands on and they didn’t have it. I figured if I got pads at sams club I would never need to buy them again. Dreams were shattered today in the middle of the sams club right next to the pallets of giagantic olive oil bottles. Omg I just realized that if I ever want to stage a womens oil wrestling contest I know where to get the oil at now for a reasonable price. SCORE!!!
I also went to blockbuster where I discovered a shelf dedicated to movies about getting high and partying. It was gorgeous. I watched the hangover with my grandparents. My grandma didnt really get it, probs because it wasnt made by lifetime or hallmark. Oddly enough my grandpa got it. Sometimes he surprises me.
In other non old people related news I have to make a trip to the art institute tomorrow. I think I should be planning out my classes which would be awesome. I can’t wait. I really hope I get to talk to the woman I talked to last time because she was smokin! I’m supposed to be assigned to some dude I guess but he wasn’t in the last time I had to go. Hopefully she’ll take over my case. She seemed into me last time we met. Although I think most admissions people seem into the people they talk to since they really want them to attend the school. Well, she could just go ahead and go the extra mile for me and give me a special tour of the facilities if you get my drift. Just in case you don’t I’m gona throw in a winking smiley (; Did you get my drift? huh, did ya? The drift that I would like to have amazing sex with this woman, maybe in the locker room there. There, now you have it.
My mom is still hard at work trying to sell my car so that I can once again have a car. There’s a lot of people interested in it but so far no follow throughs. Shit people, that car is amazing. I know I’ve talked shit on it in the past, but I actually really miss it now. I actually went as far as to ask my dad if he would lend me the money to ship the car here to florida. It would be expensive but I think it would be worth it.
So its pretty much been a week since I got here and I’ve discovered these things. It sucks not having a car. It sucks being the new girl in town. It sucks having no friends here. It sucks living with old people. It sucks not having a job or school yet. It pretty much just sucks moving. On the bright side I talked to this girl outside a publix grocery store who was hitting people up for money for some kind of college project and she seemed gay and she seemed like she was totally feeling my look. I gave her some money and amazing eye contact. My eyes are amazing so I like to make sure people see them. I know it doesn’t seem like much, giving a dollar to a girl and smiling at her and then leaving never to see her a again prolly. Its not a lot, but at the same time it is. At least it is for me, in my lonely strange little world at the moment.
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