Friday, November 6, 2009

Woman kills snatch thief in Malaysia

It’s a good day yesterday when a snatch thief felt the wrath of a woman he tried to rob. I will tell this true incident in two ways: The way it actually happened and my version of how the man deserved his death.

Taman Tasik Titiwangsa was where the incident began, an Indian man on his cheap-ass motorcycle stopped a woman in her Myvi at the traffic lights near Wangsa Maju. He said he wanted compensation because she had grazed and scratched his probably already fucked up motorcycle earlier. The woman paid him RM42. He then asked for her cell phone to call his friend. She refused, he snatched her handbag at her front seat and sped off with his motorcycle.

The woman gave chase, knocked him down when he reached a dead end and he flew to his death 800m from where he had first snatched her bag. Police are now investigating if she had killed him accidentally or otherwise.

Well that’s the way it actually happened and what was said in the papers.

However here’s my version (EXTREMELY EXAGGERATED):

Man – Indian, felt this woman was an easy prey for his easy money. Robbery is all about easy money, fast cash for the drug addicts or people without jobs and have fornicated with 5 children’s mouth to feed.  Of course, being desperate, and probably almost homeless because his wife must have said, “Bring back some money or I’m taking the children and moving back to my mom’s!” he decided to rob someone.

So he was thinking about fast money on his cheap-ass Yamaha scooter and spotted his first victim, a pretty lady, alone in her car near a traffic light. Something in his brain lit up and thought she was an easy prey. Little did he know, the lady had a whole string of bad luck since the morning. She had her line cut in 7-eleven by a rude teenager, knocking over her hot cup of Nescafe-to-Go all over her shirt. She had to go home to change, go in the traffic jam again to work, and got a scolding from her boss for being late.

He did not accept her excuse and gave her a final warning for her lateness. The whole day she has been screwed over for little things here and there about her work. Her boyfriend just called her to break up with her due to him falling in love with some slut, her family forgot to cook for her thinking she’s eating out and all she wanted to do was get home so she could have a hot shower and forget the day’s happenings.

So here he was trying to rob a lady who had a string of bad luck the whole day. Of course she is angry. Of course she is mad and he was trying to make her day even worse by not taking the RM42 and going away? Instead robbing her? So she chased him in that little Perodua Myvi, making sure she was really close to him. That mother F-er is not going to get away this time…

Now that stupid Indian man thought he could escape her in his cheap shit sorry excuse for a scooter and thought the woman was crazy! He did not have any idea where he was going and ended up in a bloody dead end. The woman, driving so close to him, tried to break in time but couldn’t because she was so close and ended up ramming his rear, with him flying off his bike and ended up dead.

While in flight, he was thinking to himself, “Gosh, I’ve been doing this for so long, today’s a really bad luck day. Goodbye family members who thought I had a good job. Goodbye to my children who thought I was their hero, goodbye to my teachings and my family who loved me for who they thought I was and instead of going to heaven I am now going to hell (be be reincarnated into a cockroach whichever religion he believes in).”

So he died and the lady killed somebody. Charged under Culpable Homicide not amounting to murder. She’s not even in jail at the moment. She probably will only get a slap on the wrist. And a public celebration for her bravery.

Moral of this tragedy is, “Not everyday is Sunday fuckers.”

You bloody snatch thieves think you can get away with anything. Killing old people while robbing them, robbing old people, robbing pregnant woman and dragging her on the road until her bag dislodges from her hand, killing mothers and daughters robbing them from their full of potential lives from them, robbing them not only off their money but their rational, their sensitivity chip and their trust in mankind. You all deserve to die.

I have no pity whatsoever for that snatch thief who died. And I can tell you millions of people who will applaud this lady for accidentally saving the world from a deadbeat. Now the world is one step closer to a cleaner society. The man who got beaten up so bad by a hammer-wielding tow-truck guy he was bleeding from his head and nose deserved it as well from robbing old people off their hard earned savings in the morning when doing tai-chi.

Human rights for people like this?! They don’t deserve one. You only think they deserve rights because it hasn’t happen to you or your family.

If only more news appear in the newspapers on how Malaysian policemen is able to identify and catch robbers/snatch thieves/rapists alike, then we would not have to take the law into our own hands. But unfortunately, it is not happening. More cases are happening than the police’s ability to stop them. The public needs to do something. Whether we return to our barbaric roots of entrapment and torture.

I bet if we publicly cut off rapists cocks then the world would have less rapists.

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